{"id":1681,"date":"2026-01-03T15:18:21","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T20:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/?p=1681"},"modified":"2026-01-04T09:11:35","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T14:11:35","slug":"no-ones-been-this-close-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/?p=1681","title":{"rendered":"No one&#8217;s been this close before!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I really should have more adult supervision.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"375\" height=\"524\" src=\"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Koldun-662-S-copy.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Koldun-662-S-copy.png 375w, https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Koldun-662-S-copy-215x300.png 215w, https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Koldun-662-S-copy-143x200.png 143w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/de-fenestra.com\/dvg\/\">You know where to get them<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(If you don&#8217;t get the joke, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_fictional_aircraft#MiG-28\">your education in the classics may be lacking<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really should have more adult supervision. You know where to get them. (If you don&#8217;t get the joke, your education in the classics may be lacking.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,137],"tags":[21,136],"class_list":["post-1681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-equipment","category-projects","tag-alleged-humor","tag-fulcrum-leader"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1681"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1685,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions\/1685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libellus.de-fenestra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}